This is not a parody, but an actual message written by a group of bitter Marxists against Valentine's Day:
The blood-soaked conspiracy of Valentine’s Day, driven by the oppressive chocolate capitalists, has arrived once again. In order to create a brighter future, we call for solidarity among our unloved comrades, so that we may demonstrate in resolute opposition to Valentine’s Day and the romantic industrial complex.
And when I say bitter I mean bitter. Based in Japan the group is named Kakumei-teki himote doumei, which translates to “Revolutionary Alliance of Men That Woman Are Not Attracted To."
Hat tip to Tyler Cowen, who already used "Romantic Industrial Complex" in a headline so I couldn't.